<---  Jonathan Kraft?
or
Jonathan Kraft? --->

On the left, we have...
THE OTHER JONATHAN KRAFT.

On the right, we have
THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT

Some may disagree with me, but it's true.  And I have proof!

Since the SuperBowl, things have been crazy on my site! 
Lots of people have been emailing me, saying:

  • "You're not THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT!"

  • "THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT is the famous guy!"

  • THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT is co-owner of the franchise that won the SuperBowl. 

Well, there may be some things that I'm not sure of in life, but one thing is for sure.  I AM THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT!
Although there are some remarkable similarities between the two, I AM THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT!

BUT,

because there is sure to be some confusion
, I have decided to provide you with...

The top 10 list of reasons, why I AM THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT
(Note:  I don't know THE OTHER JONATHAN KRAFT personally, so I just used stuff from the bio at the revolution soccer web site.)

 

THE OTHER JONATHAN KRAFT

THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT


#10.



 
Documented proof of being son and primary successor to a multi-billion dollar family. Undocumented (and unprovable in court) proof of being one of many great-great-great-great-grandchildren to the man who started the Kraft Foods empire.  (It's true!)
 

#9.
 
Forty-something Twenty-five
#8.



 
Financially Independent through business ownership
(A fairly safe assumption)
Financially Independent through business ownership (and helping others to become financially independent)
#7.






 
"Played a leading role in the development, construction and opening of Gillette Stadium, the home of the Revolution and New England Patriots and one of the world's premier sports and entertainment facilities." Played a leading role in "Into the Woods" (a Steven Sondheim musical), uses a Gillette Mach 3 razor, and enjoys eating clam chowder from New England, one of the world's premier regions for production of clam chowder.
#6 His success in operating the Revolution, the New England Patriots and Gillette Stadium, as well as his influence on the sports business landscape, earned Kraft and his father, Robert, the 2002 Sports Industrialists of the Year Award, presented annually by The Sports Business Daily. His success in creating unparalleled form, grace, and poise, in an otherwise challenging sports environment, as well as his uncanny ability to aim for the sides of the lane instead of aiming for the pins, once earned him a jar of pickles.  (It was the prize for bowling the most gutter-balls at a birthday party he went to in 1987!)  Kraft's father was proud!

#5

Has three brothers

Has two brothers and a sister

#4






 

Jonathan and his wife, Patti, live in Boston, Mass. with their three children.

Jonathan and his plants, Avery the Avocado, Francine the Ficus, and "Cactus and the Peppers," live in Greeley, Colorado.  The plants were named by his beautiful girlfriend!
#3 Kraft has welcomed, among others, Aerosmith, Elton John, Billy Joel and The Rolling Stones, who opened their latest tour at Gillette Stadium in September 2002.

 
While listening to the music of Metallica, (sometime in 2002,) Kraft used his Mach 3 razor to accidentally gouge wounds into his face that felt like they were the size of Gillette stadium.
#2 His "extensive background in sports management and his business acumen have greatly enhanced the growth of Major League Soccer." His extensive background in putting out kitchen fires after neglecting the food has greatly enhanced the local fire department, by bolstering their  case in their quest for more funding.
 

... AND FINALLY, THE #1 REASON THAT PROVES I AM THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT

#1 Kraft has helped secure the appearances of major musical acts at Foxboro Stadium and Gillette Stadium.
 
Kraft has secured shower tiles in his bathroom following major musical performances showcasing his stupendous singing!

SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT!

Conclusive proof that

<--- THIS IS THE OTHER JONATHAN KRAFT

THIS IS THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT  --->

Still not convinced?  Hmmm... to be honest, neither am I.  AND I am THE REAL JONATHAN KRAFT!!!

Well, I guess it's up to you to decide.

Although I suppose Mike Schuster, Super-fan extraordinaire, might be able to arrange a meeting for us and we could get this whole thing straightened out?!?

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